Kembali kesini

Posted on March 2nd, 2009 in DIRIKU by deenees  Tagged

stelah bertualang ke berbagai bog akhirnya gue memutuskan bahwa inilah blog gue…asik….kita akan mulai menulis lagi ya…posting segala macam dan berbagai hal

PENGEN TAU AJA!

Posted on March 2nd, 2009 in JOKE by deenees  Tagged

Seorang pria yang sedang mengadakan perjalanan ke Eropa dengan pesawat terbang tiba-tiba ingin buang air. Akan tetapi setiap kali ia pergi ke toilet, selalu saja toilet itu terisi.

Seorang pramugari melihat keadaan ini, ia lalu menganjurkan pria tadi untuk menggunakan toliet wanita dengan catatan tidak menekan tombol-tombol yang ada di dekat toliet tersebut. Ternyata tombol-tombol itu memang ada didekat tissue, pada tombol-tombol itu tertulis huruf “WW” … “WA” … “PP” … “ATR” …

Karena penasaran, pria tadi tidak mengindahkan pesan sang pramugari dan mencoba untuk menekan tombol-tombol itu. Dengan hati-hati ia menekan tombol “WW” dan seketika air hangat menyemprot pantatnya … dalam hati ia berkata
“Oh rupanya tombol ini berarti Warm Water (air hangat) untuk cebok … wah enak ya perempuan kalau ke toliet.”
Karena ia masih penasaran, lalu ia mencoba menekan tombol “WA”….dan seketika bertiuplah udara hangat (Warm Air) untuk mengeringkan pantatnya yang basah … “Aha …” ia berpikir “Tidak heran kalau perempuan betah berlama-lama didalam toilet dengan pelayanan seperti ini …”

Lalu ia menekan tombol “PP” dengan sangat berhati-hati sambil mengantisipasi kemungkinan yang akan terjadi. Sebuah bantalan bedak (Powder Puff) keluar dari samping lalu membedaki pantatnya yang sudah kering dengan bedak halus…..”Man. ..this is great ..sangat hebat pelayanan seperti ini !!!” ia berkata dalam hati …

Kemudian ia menekan tombol “ATR”. Tahu-tahu ia pingsan, saat bangun dan tersadar ia sudah ada di sebuah kamar rumah sakit dan ditangannya telah menempel selang infus … ia sangat heran … lalu ia bertanya kepada perawat yang sedang bertugas … ia menerangkan bahwa yang ia ingat adalah ia sedang berada didalam toilet wanita di dalam pesawat.
Sang perawat kemudian menjelaskan … “Ya … anda pasti sedang menikmati pelayanan dipesawat yang ditujukan untuk perempuan … sampai ketika anda menekan tombol ATR yang artinya adalah Automatic Tampon Removal (pelepas pembalut otomatis) … dan “punya” anda tertarik oleh alat itu!!!

MUNCUL JUGA NAMA GUE

Posted on December 19th, 2008 in DIRIKU by deenees  Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

KHAKAHKAK

dasar ndeso akhirnya nama gue muncul di urutan pertama google dengan nama ambar van belu

kahkhaka nama SMA gueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

khakhahkakhkahkahak

 

khakhkahkahkahkah

apakah ini???

Posted on December 10th, 2008 in OTAK KU by deenees
Ye yathā mām prapadyante tāms tathaiva bhajāmy aham,
mama vartmānuvartante manusyāh pārtha sarvaśah

(Bhagavad Gītā, 4.11)

Arti:

Jalan mana pun yang ditempuh seseorang kepada-Ku,
Aku memberinya anugerah setimpal. Semua orang mencari-Ku
dengan berbagai jalan, wahai putera Partha (Arjuna)

 


 

Yo yo yām yām tanum bhaktah śraddhayārcitum icchati,
tasya tasyācalām śraddhām tām eva vidadhāmy aham

(Bhagavad Gītā, 7.21)

Arti:

Kepercayaan apapun yang ingin dipeluk seseorang,
Aku perlakukan mereka sama dan
Ku-berikan berkah yang setimpal supaya ia lebih mantap

Posted on November 25th, 2008 in bernyanyalah by deenees

Do you know where you’re going to?
Do you like the things that life is showing you?
Where are you going to?
Do you know?
Do you get what you’re hoping for?
When you look behind you there’s no open door
What are you hoping for?
Do you know?
Once we were standing still in time
Chasing the fantasies that filled our minds
You knew how i loved you, but my spirit was free
Laughing at the questions that you once asked of me

Do you know where you’re going to?
Do you like the things that life is showing you?
Where are you going to?

 

Do you know?

 

 

Now looking back at all we’ve had
We let so many dreams just slip through our hands
Why must we wait so long before we see
How sad the answers to those questions can be?Do you know where you’re going to?

 

 

 
Do you like the things that life is showing you?
Where are you going to?
Do you know?
Do you get what you’re hoping for?
When you look behind you there’s no open door
What are you hoping for?
Do you know?

 

NASIB WARTEG

Posted on November 25th, 2008 in OTAK KU by deenees

NASIB SI WARTEG DIPINGGIR JALAN

DULU BANYAK METRO YANG MAMPIR SOALNYA MANG DULU DIPOJOK JALAN ADALAH POLL METROMINI

TAPI SEKARANG SEPI DEH KASIAN HANYA ADA MOBIL KECIL

YANG BERWARNA MERAH BERJUDUL S12 KHKAHKAHA BUKAN ST 12 LHO.

 

WALHASIL SETIAP GUE BELI MEREKA SELALU NGELUH SEPI SEPI DAN SEPI KASIAN NASIB MEREKA

from the bottom of my broken heart

Posted on November 24th, 2008 in bernyanyalah by deenees  Tagged , , , ,

Never look back,” we said

how was I to know I’d miss you so?
Loneliness up ahead,
emptiness behind
Where do I go?

And you didn’t hear
all my joy through my tears
all my hopes through my fears
did you know, still I miss you somehow?

From the bottom of my broken heart
there’s just a thing or two I’d like you to know
you were my first love,
you were my true love
from the first kisses to the very last rose
from the bottom of my broken heart
even through time may find me somebody new
you were my real love
I never knew love
’til there was you
from the bottom of my broken heart

“Baby,” I said,
“please stay.
Give our love a chance for one more day”
we could have worked things out
taking time is what love’s all about

But you put a dart
through my dreams
through my heart
and I’m back where I started again
never thought it would end

From the bottom of my broken heart
there’s just a thing or two I’d like you to know
you were my first love,
you were my true love
from the first kisses to the very last rose
from the bottom of my broken heart
even through time may find me somebody new
you were my real love
I never knew love
’til there was you

from the bottom of my broken heart

You promised yourself
but to somebody else
and you made it so perfectly clear
still I wish you were here

From the bottom of my broken heart
there’s just a thing or two I’d like you to know
you were my first love,
you were my true love
from the first kisses to the very last rose
from the bottom of my broken heart
even through time may find me somebody new
you were my real love
I never knew love
’til there was you
from the bottom of my broken heart

“Never look back,” we said
how was I to know I’d miss you so?

GOD

Posted on November 21st, 2008 in Tak Berkategori by deenees

gilaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

kenapa harus ada mahluk kaya gini di bumi

PELANGGARAN

beratz

kali ini TUHAN ga salah nyiptain cowok khekhe

sayang he belongs to someone

khakha

selama janur kuning dan bendera kuning belum terpasang aku akan membiarkan mu

X.O.X.O

APA? GUE HAMIL?

Posted on November 19th, 2008 in Tak Berkategori by deenees  Tagged , , ,

WHAT, GUE HAMIL

 

 

KHA KHA KHA

CUMA BAGIAN DARI SINETRON KHA KHA

ISENG AJA BIAR PADA MAMPIR KE BLOG INI DASAR 745668127xh8.jpg

U CAN MAKE ME WHOLE AGAIN

Posted on November 17th, 2008 in Tak Berkategori by deenees

If you see me walking down the street
Staring at the sky
Dragging my two feet
You just pass me by
It still makes me cry
You can make me whole again

If you see me with another man
Laughing and i’m joking
Doing what I can
I wont’ put you down
Cause I still want you around
You can make me whole again

Looking back on when we first met
I can not escape and I can not forget
Baby you’re the one you still turn me on
You can make me whole again

Time is layin’ heavy on my heart
Seems I’ve got too much of it
Since we’ve been apart
My friends make me smile
If only for while
You can make me whole again

Lookin’ back on when we first met
I can not escape and I can not forget
Baby you’re the one you still turn me on
You can make me whole again

So now I’ll have to wait
But baby if you change your mind
Don’t be too late
Cause I just can’t go on
It’s already been too long
But you can make me whole again

Lookin’ back on when we first met
I can not escape and I can not forget
Baby you’re the one
You still turn me on
You can make me whole again
(repeat and fade)

 

 

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